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Choose your next move.

Independent parody. Not affiliated with LinkedIn. Career advancement not included.

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THE SOUNDTRACK FOR THOUGHT LEADERS.

Make itofficial

Five short courses.
One very official-looking certificate.

Get certified

Professional development for aspiring thought leaders.

Vocabulary you’ll master

  • Let’s circle back.
  • Let’s take it offline.
  • Humbled and honored.
  • Thought leadership.
  • Move the needle.
  • Unlock our potential.
  • Cross-functional synergy.
  • Let’s align on that.

The corporate sampler

BEATS

Corporate jargon. Robot vocals.
Unreasonably good beats.

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Untitled Alignment
CB–08 sampler in brushed aluminum, with eight pads, metal dials and a glass track display
LinkedInifier.exe
THE LINKEDINIFIER

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I made coffee.

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Your nameThought leader, apparently.

Humbled to share.

Today, I transformed coffee beans into a catalyst for connection and growth.

One cup. Endless possibilities.

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